Handsome on Demand

Handsome On Demand Episode 11

Join John and David as they recount outlandish tales of Thanksgiving cheesecakes and hams; as they make wild guesses about the plot of Death Stranding, and John analogizes Kojima's Swamp to real world events.

Featured songs:

- Tatsuro Yamashita - Silent Screamer

- Tomoko Aran - I'm In Love

Handsome On Demand Episode 10

It's the dog days of summer and you know what that means: time to get downright stanky with your dogs, David and john. On this week's episode, the dogs discuss the new Spider-Mans and the new Aladdins. They mull over the incredibly addictive quality of Civilization games and David updates his review of Zelda: Breath of the Wild. Finally, for kicks, the handsomes give the definitive list of people who should no longer be allowed to vote. Are you on the list? You'll have to listen to find out!

 

Just one song featured in this because why not?

Pontiac 87 by Protomartyr

Handsome On Demand Episode 09

Greetings from the Nth dimension. That’s right, we’re no longer constrained to 4 measly dimensions. Now we’re infinite. In this installment, the boys round up all the superhero movies you’ve been watching, discuss some of the ins and outs of the Japanese cultural psyche, and chat about Ratchet and Clank, Towerfall, and old-assed NES games that David has been jammin'.

Songs featured in this episode:

White Lightning by George Jones

Fast Train to Georgia by Billy Joe Shaver

Thank God by Hank Williams

Handsome On Demand Episode 08

It's the dawn of a new year, a time to reassess all the ways you could be even handsomer than you already are. In this episode, john and David talk holidays, Breath of the Wild, Towerfall, and modded Skyrim. They also play what may be the most important round of fuck, marry, kill of their sweet young lives.

 

Songs featured on this episode:

Forgiven/Forgotten by Angel Olsen

Malmo by STRFKR

Silhouettes by Preoccupations

 

Handsome On Demand Episode 07

Happy Thanksgiving!

 

This episode john and David discuss poorly reviewed movies they love, the first video games to move them, Bill Maher's comments in the wake of Stan Lee's passing, and ditching Apple products. David opines on Mario Odyssey, Breath of the Wild, and Nioh while john yammers on about Hereditary, the Fugitive, and beats a dead horse into the ground (Black Panther). They finish off the episode with a round of Pitch About the News.

 

This episode's featured songs are:

 

French Press by Rolling Blackouts Coastal Fever

Charity by Courtney Barnett

Don't Think Twice by Waylon Jennings

 

Handsome On Demand Epsiode 06

Ladies and gentlemen,

What you are about to listen to is perhaps the greatest ever Halloween themed episode of any show released across all of media. That's right, in this episode, john and David kind of discuss Halloween and some Halloween related media while arguing over candy, crazed killers, and the best kind of home owner to beg candy from on Halloween. They discuss a slew of fairly recent horror movies like The Conjuring, The Witch, Drag Me to Hell, and Terrifier, and the new Netflix horror show, The Haunting of the Hill House on Haunted Hill. On the game front, they dig into Super Mario Odyssey, Prison Architect, Toad's Treasure Tracker, and Stardew Valley. This episode is best paired with Rowan Creek bourbon and any cigar from Puerto Rico because it's the ghouliest cigar producing nation of them all!

Songs featured:

Coronado by Deerhunter

Star are Ours (Stuck) by the Oranges Band

Get in my Car by BRONCHO

Handsome On Demand Episode 05

Dear Listener,

Once again we delve into the realm of desire as David and john discuss their inner most desires and fears. They also carve out some time to discuss A Quiet Place and Incredibles 2 and get final thoughts on God of War 4 and Cuphead. Afterward, the handsome gents don their evening wear and play a game of wits where the stakes are as high as stakes can get, Survive or Die. This episode is best paired Kentucky Gentleman, because you gotta stomach the cheap shit before you deserve the good stuff.

Featuring songs:

Ultimate Painting by Ultimate Painting

So Good at Being in Trouble by Unknown Mortal Orchestra

Way to Be Loved by TOPS

Handsome On Demand Episode 04

Greetings from the 4th dimension. In this frightful episode of Handsome on Demand, john and David talk God of War 4, Cuphead, Kingdom Come: Deliverance, Nintendo Labo, Deadpool 2, and Sicario2: The Sicarioning. They also chat about their favorite memories of gaming over summer break. Time to learn how to tie your own tie like a gaw dang grown man and blast into Episode 4.

Handsome On Demand Episode 03

Gather round boils and goiters for today's stupendous adventure in the lost country of Handsome on Demand. President john and King David open the show talking about the terrifying technologies of virtual reality and artificial intelligence. Next they yammer on about the hottest video based entertainments like God of War, Nintendo Labo, the Witness, Earthlock, Telltale's Guardians of the Galaxy, and Kingdom of the Fighters. They close out the show with a sci-fi smorgasbord, discussing Avenger's: Infinity War, Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets, Philip K. Dick's Electric Dreams, and Netflix's hard cock reboot of Lost In Space. The recommended bourbon pairing for this episode is Larceny, served neat as always.

 

Today's featured songs are Darling by Real Estate, Walk to the One You Love by Twin Peaks, and Kim Deal by The Pillows. The featured songs can be found on the Handsome On Demand spotify playlist.

Handsome On Demand Episode 02

Hello and welcome back to your favorite podcast about being handsome in the modern world.

In this episode, the boys discuss the Oscars and finally get to the bottom of all this Batman guff. Next they do a quick review roundup of the major Nintendo Switch releases thus far and dig deep into The Punisher television series and sci-fi epic Arrival.

Pour your whiskey neat and light up a cigar, it's time to get handsome.

Today's featured songs:

World's Best American Band by White Reaper

Multi-Love by Unknown Mortal Orchestra

Drunk Drivers by Carseat Headrest

All past featured songs are available to listen to here.